February 2012
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Oh and going to Greece on Sunday
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I was so naive
When I was with my ex, he told me he no longer loved me in October 2009. We stayed together until December of that year invade he got his feelings back for me.
How stupid. Not only that, he wouldn’t have sex with me either because it was wrong, apparently.
How I’ve learnt.
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Just remembering memories
Thinking about the first time Ewan and I met up after the initial night of passion. We just sat down by the sea in the summer sun, looking out at the water and chatting. No awkwardness. It just felt right. I love him
Omg jay z and kanye west watch the throne UK tour.
Omg.
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I can't explain the feeling I get when I listen to...
Wowowoowowow
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“Come and meet me in the bathroom stall, and show me why you deserve to have it...”
– Jay-Z and Kanye West, Niggas in Paris, Watch The Throne
Anonymous asked: doody
I get to have sex with someone who has a masters degree.
Intelligence is sexy.
I can’t do this
UTI again. Been so long since I had one
If you switched bodies every 36 seconds you could...
theblackfinnedsheep:
The average lifespan in the U.S. is 78.1 years, which is 41,076,598.6 minutes.
There are approximately 6,840,507,000 people on Earth.
So if every 36 seconds you switched into another person’s body, you could experience being every single person on Earth before you died.
Or you could experience the lives of half of the people on Earth for more than a minute a piece.
Or...
So it was my birthday yesterday as well as Valentines, which meant I had a better day than everyone.
I joke I joke.
Got some lovely presents from Ewan which were incredibly thoughtful and showed how much he knows me.
I have more presents to come apparently. My family came up to winch and we had a picnic, then went out for dinner with Ewan.
Then I got very drunk and have been throwing up all day...
if a man ever said "make love" to me. i would...
springtimeofhisvoodoo:
let’s make love
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Anonymous asked: favorite rapper?
Anonymous asked: ideal valentines day present?
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