I do not.
Shit that’s wrong ordered according to pain
*Two massive blisters on the bottom of my feet *Horrific heat rash on my arm *Sunburn *Ulcer in my mouth *Wisdom teeth
Falling apart
I always think that if I got pregnant now, I wouldn’t be a teen mother. In society’s eyes, that’s good. Yet what difference is it being 20 to being 19, and in general, as long as you care for that child and love it, it shouldn’t matter? So long as you aren’t ridiculously young. There isn’t an age limit on unconditional love.
I’m wheezing. Thus cough has got so bad. Also, Ewan was amazing when he came to visit. It’s weird that 10 months on and the honeymoon period is still ongoing. Normally stops after 6 it so.
Whoops. Luckily it’ll brown by tomorrow
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Those fat days where you look pregnant and you contemplate pretending to be pregnant rather than fat.
Yes! Gentle hand rested on the belly, and no one thinks you’re podgey, hehe.
I did this all day yesterday.
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
I want the dress.
